The Truth behind "Fuck Me Like a Whore"

Note: This article refers to legal prostitution. I cannot attest to the reality of illegal prostitution.

One of the first things many women striving to bring a kinky element into their sex lives say is "Fuck me like a whore."

The first time I whipped out the W word while fucking my wife, she came instantly and hard. After that, it became par for the course that she hear me or one of her other lovers refer to her as a whore.

Every time the W word emerged, the kink dynamics would heat up.

No matter who throws out the expression, the same general meaning is implied:

Whores are insatiable and seek to get fucked in only the most intense and disrespectful ways.

Based on the tales my wife tells me about her time working in brothels, however, nothing could be further from the truth.

As a long-time SlutWife, my wife entered the industry confident in her skills but certain she'd have a long way to go to achieve true whore stamina. She quickly learned that she was willing to go much farther and to fuck far more intensely that every one of her cohorts.*

Based on her experiences at two different brothels, here are some "fuck me like a whore" myth-busters.

Whores don't get fucked nearly as often as you'd think.
Within the past decade, legal prostitution has suffered great financial difficulty. A combination of total bans on brothel advertising and the prevalence of escort websites has utterly devastated brothel revenues. As a result, booking one party a day is a great feat for most legal prostitutes. Booking parties every single day is almost unheard of these days.

Whores tend to hate the term "whore."
At the first brothel my wife worked, the word "whore" was so forbidden in the house that the Madam would routinely kick out any customer caught employing the W word. Most of the ladies were fine with such enforcement.

Whores demand respect.
For many legal prostitutes, even the faintest hint of being treated in a derogatory manner during a party - a hand on the back of the head during a blowjob, for example - results in the immediate termination of the party.

Whores can't handle huge cocks.
My wife has been THE go-to lady for guys with big dicks. More times than she can recount, a girl has called her in to take over negotiations because the guy has a "huge" cock.

Most ironically in regards to the myth of whores as cock hounds, she reports that most of the time she gets called in for a big dick switch, the guys aren't really that big at all. Sizeable, yes. Huge, certainly not.


Let's change the term.
Next time you decide to use the term "fuck me like a whore," consider instead, "fuck me like a slut(wife)." After all, every SlutWife I've encountered fits the notion much more aptly than any whore ever could.

*At the first brothel she worked, the management had to pull my wife's bed out from the wall and into the middle of the room because she was shaking the entire wing in which she resided. Not to mention, destroying the drywall.. This was the first time such action was required in the nearly 50 year history of that brothel.